Why I Love Swearing and Why You Probably Do Too


Cosmo pic

Cosmo, just say the word you and everyone else is thinking! “Freaking?” Come. The Fuck. On.



“There Are No Dirty Words; Only Dirty People” Dr. Richard Bandler – Co-Creator of Neuro Linguistic Programming

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It’s #2.

Why is swearing “Bad”?

Look at that Cosmo header above. They know exactly what they’re trying to hammer home with the word “Freaking” as the sentence without it would’ve stood alone. Yet they pulled the punch. Why?

Because they know most Americans are scared, repressed, pussies.

In the privacy of their own homes people indulge in boat loads of porn and R-Rated movies and music that cusses in their cars or ipods but then when they’re in public they make people wrong who aren’t ashamed of the fact that they like porn and cussing. What the What?

In Cosmopolitan’s infinite wisdom and keen pulse on the market, they know what people behind closed doors dig. I mean look at Natalie Portman winning the Golden Globe for her role as the psychotic, lesbo fantasizing, ballerina in the movie “Black Swan”.

The numbers don’t lie. People love sex. People love cussing. Otherwise why would Sex and



Pepe Le Pew: Lose The Drama And Find Your Balls

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“Claim your own at any hazard.”

~Walt Whitman~

Pepe Le Pew

Pepe never let anyone else’s “good” opinion deter him from pursing with the utmost confidence, that, which he lusted for.

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It’s #2.

As a shy kid, I always admired Pepe Le Pew. As a recovering shy adult, I still do.

Pepe let it be known what his intentions were. I believe there is something to learn from his aggressiveness and his immunity to rejection. And his feline princesses only ran from him because of his stank. not because of his self-absorbed, arrogant swagger.

In the real world, whether it be attracting a world-class lover, making high-level business connections, influencing clients to work with you instead of your competitors… the meek, do NOT inherit the earth.  The Pepe Le Pew’s do.

How you do anything is how you do everything

Man is the only living species that has the power to act as his own destroyer—and that is the way he has acted through most of his history.

~Ayn Rand~

And this brings about the topic for the day:


Owning Happiness is Either Impossible or Simple


Money and the hammer

(Classic scene from the movie Casino) “Alright, I’m gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can’t have both. Whaddya want?” This is the battle we fight in our minds every waking hour: to be drama-free or beat ourselves up. What do YOU want?

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It’s #2.

Today I want to introduce you to a unique strategy that shows you how to become the boss of your mind in charge of kicking defeating thoughts in the balls, picking them up by the seat of their pants and then using their heads to open the door so you can toss their ass out of your mind and onto the street.

This vitally important because your thinking is the difference that makes the difference. Resourcefulness, not resources, are what give you an edge in any economy, especially a beat to shit one. Resourcefulness, which is nothing but a mindset,  is all about finding solutions to problems which lead to a better quality of problem, which keep you growing so  you can bask in happiness and fulfillment.

Just the other night I spent hours just reading and taking notes on the introduction to a book called “Happiness is Free” written by the creators of the Sedona Method and let me show you now, directly from the book, some of what absolutely kept me spell bound… More

Kill Relationship Drama Before It Begins


“When a guy asks you where you’re from he means “When can we have sex?” ~Natasha Leggero

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Don't sleep on your relationships... It'll bite you in the ass!

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It’s #2.

Some of you may have wondered, “Why the hell is Nerd #2 putting stuff on here about ‘relationships & dating’?

That’s a valid question.

The reason I’ve chosen to do so is because I’ve personally witnessed myself and people I know, absolutely crumble to shit when their personal relationships with the opposite sex hit the rocks. Work fails, friendships suffer, hygiene screeches to a halt, diets and health crash, etc. etc.

You know what I’m talking about.

For some people this “funk” only leads to you being in a funk for a week to a few weeks to a few months. But if slack off on this stuff it doesn’t always just “blow over”. At least it didn’t for my family. As a 12 year old kid, I watched my mom get into a fight with her husband probably over money, or something stupid like that, and I can’t remember why but he called the cops.

When the sheriff showed up and went to grab my mom so they could put her in cuffs and take her to jail for old warrants, the combination of fighting with her  husband and then fighting off the cops (yep, my mom was crazy enough to fight cops), made a blood vessel explode in her brain. They call that shit an aneurysm on my side of the planet.

When this happened she immediately went unconscious and sank limp in the cops arms.  She avoided jail but got a first class trip to a brain surgeon’s operating table.  She barely survived after More

Notes For Eben Pagan’s "Connected" Program – Session 3



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It’s #2.

Today you and I get to talk about…

How Biases & Negative Emotions Block Your Success With People And Relationships

Man, unconsciously, is a political beast.

Yet, if we wake ourselves up, we don’t play the connection game on the default setting.

These days there’s a lot of focus in research on what’s called Cognitive Biases as well as emotional biases. What scientists have discovered is that we tend to be biased in one direction or the other.

Programming throughout our life has gone into the control room and tweaked the knobs all the way in one direction or the other of instead balancing them.

This is where Emotional Estimation and Seeing Only Validation comes into play.

Emotional Estimation is the process we go through when we guess how the future is gonna play out but instead of using rational calculation through probability and math, we just wing it and use our emotions to figure that shit out.

Turns out we suck at figuring how things are gonna turn out in the future and yet we love to do it.

When we estimate emotionally, we look at the billboard and see the lottery is up to $71


Five Traits of the Best of the Best Star Salespeople (and how to attract them to you)


Never piss away another dollar on a bad salesperson hire ever again!

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It’s #2.

Maybe you know what makes a super star salesperson, maybe you don’t.

If you hire salespeople now, or want to grow your business using them in the future (which Chet Holmes highly recommends because person to person contact/connection has the most impact on selling), you’ll definitely want to read this.

What I’m giving you today is a hunk of notes from the “Hiring Talent – The key that makes (or costs) you millions” section of the Ultimate Business Mastery Program.

Enjoy, and know there’s a fuck load more where this came from, just on this topic alone. Get the full set of notes if mastering this topic sings to you.

Here we go with the five traits of the best of the best star salespeople…

Empathy – Sincere interest in helping clients succeed.

Ego Strength (rejection armor)/Ego Drive (Ambition) – These people don’t get blown out for the day just More

Why Women Are Dominating Household Income, Yet Are Unhappier Then Ever…And The One Strategy I Learned From This That You and I Can Use To Provide Almost Instant Stress Relief


Women can't get no satisfaction! Or can they?

Women run EVERYTHING today and they’re more unhappy than ever. Why?

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It’s #2.

Men, women are kicking our ass; the statistics don’t lie…

Today in our society the world is different than 2-3 decades ago.

Time magazine just did a recent cover and there have been about 4 studies that have been done in the last 40 years, around the world, in 15 different countries. And what they find is that women experience life very differently today than they did in the past.

Back in 1972, women had very few choices. Time magazine was doing a story in the 1970’s and they were comparing it to and they were saying, “There’s these new women who are empowered. Who are taking control of their lives.” Well, those aren’t new women, that’s every woman today, right?

In a paragraph of the article it says, “If you are a woman reading this magazine 40 years ago, the odds were good that your husband provided the money to buy it, that you voted the same way he did, that if you got breast cancer, he would be asked to sign the form authorizing the mastectomy, that your son was heading off to college but not your daughter and that your boss, if you had a job, could explain that he was paying you less because after all, you were probably working just so you could have pocket money.”

Think about it, it’s crazy how things change slowly and then suddenly More

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